You've seen the videos, you've sung the songs, and now you can get Lizzy's dirty little lesbian book! (If you're not familiar with Lizzy the Lezzy, you can watch her stand up comedy videos here.)
I have just written a little book called "Lizzy the Lezzy Gets Laid" is the story of a young lesbian's search for romance, love, relationships and muff munches. It's written in Lizzy rhyme with full color pictures of Lizzy on her exciting lesbian adventures. You will also meet Lizzy's friends - Gary the Gay, Kate the Straight, Nic the Bi-Chick and Danny the Tranny. The book is very "Lizzy", so if you already know and love Lizzy you will love this book. The book makes for a perfect coffee table book or will amuse and entertain your friends when they go to the toilet (after you've read it, of course), or get it for your cranky lesbian aunt to cheer her up. Lizzy's book also makes a great birthday gift for your best friend or girlfriend. We all know trying to get a decent muff munch is hard, but Lizzy's attempts in this book will make you feel much better about your own fumbled experiences.
Own a piece of lesbian history, and get your signed copy of Lizzy's dirty little lesbian book today!
The book has 32 pages. Below is an example of the first 2 pages of the book.
Once upon a time lived a girl called Lizzy,
Who liked to wear t-shirts and jeans
She played with the boys and her brothers’ toys
And we all know what that means!
Yes that’s right, I liked girls
Confusing for such a young lass
But what could I do? No-one else knew
That I really liked tits and ass…
It all started back when I was about fourteen
I had a crush on a teacher at school
She was really pretty with very nice titties
I’d sit in her class and just drool.
I’d stare at her when she wasn’t looking
Couldn’t concentrate on my work
I craved attention – even detention
She probably thought I was a right jerk.
I turned up for lessons, always on time
And sat at the front every day
I hoped that she’d see that she too wanted me
Or that we’d go for a rumble in the hay.
I fantasized kissing her sweet red lips
And checked out her welcoming breasts
And what a nice bum, ooo yum!
Not surprising I failed all my tests.
Part 1 (of 3) of the book launch that was held in Tel Aviv.
In this video Lizzy sings a song to a sexy teacher that she
had a crush on at school.
Texas lesbian Steph Stance reviews Lizzy's book!
Thank you Stephanieeeee!
Part 2 (of 3) of the book launch. This time Lizzy sings naked
in the shower to try and build up her confidence as a lesbian!
British lesbian Pinkers reviews Lizzy's book!
Thank you Pinkers!
Part 3 (of 3) of the book launch. This time Lizzy sits alone in
the lesbian bar and sings a song to Cupid, who is very stupid!
Only $12! (plus $4 shipping from Israel to anywhere in the world!)
Buy now easily with Paypal or credit card.
I've produced and printed this book all by my little lesbian self, so I'll be personally packaging and posting the book out to you too, and sending them from Israel! Please allow up to 3 weeks for it to arrive.
Please support Lizzy and help me to keep on making Lizzy videos by buying this book! It's munch appreciated!
ABOUT THE VIDEOS FOR LIZZY'S BOOK
"Lizzy the Lezzy Gets Laid" was originally written with songs in it. However, since you can't hear the songs if you're reading, I left the songs out of the book and made them into videos (on the left).
The first song is about a young lesbian crush I had on a teacher at school - before I even knew I was a lesbian! My secret crush on her was the main thing that had me excited about going to school - apart from the days when we had trampoline lessons!
The second song is about lack of self confidence when it comes to cruising for and picking up lesbians. It's so hard to make that first move, to show another lesbian that you're interested and strike up a conversation. But Lizzy learns that a good wash and taking care of personal hygene can do wonders for one's confidence, and that really she has nothing to loose and only something to gain - a muff munch of course!
The third song is written for Cupid, who doesn't seem to be aiming at the right lesbian partners for Lizzy. Falling in love is all very nice but Lizzy's relationships never seem to work out as she'd hoped, something always goes wrong in the end, and as we all know, there's nothing more painful - no, agonizing - as a failed lesbian relationship. It's like, what the hell are you playing at Cupid? Why do you keep getting it wrong time and time again? Why is it that everyone else finds happiness so easily?
