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Hey everybody Ive got something to say
If you open your eyes youll see that half the world is gay
The lesbians are coming so you better be prepared
But theres no reason to worry and no reason to be scared
Coz were really very harmless were not frightening at all
Were just like other women but we dont like cock and balls
There are Lezzies, lezzies, lezzies everywhere
Tall ones short ones fat ones thin ones, some with spiky hair
Were butch, and were femme and we look like Eminem
And when we find your sister we will probly try to fist her
Hello.
Everybody knows that Im as gay as George Michael in a public toilet, but theres a lot more to being a lesbian than just knowing how to give good cunny. Its a process.
The first stage is admitting to yourself that youre a lesbian. You have these thoughts going round and round in your head shit, I think Im a lesbian, oh shit, I am a lesbian. Im a lesbian. gaa, lesbian is such an awful word. Im a Lesbiiiinaaan! I think Ill just call myself a lezzy actually.
To get through the next stage, I had to keep reminding myself that my best straight girlfriend never has a problem telling me how much she likes sucking on a big fat penis. I think I like licking vaginas. shit, I like licking vaginas. I actually lick vaginas. Im a vagina licker I love licking vaginas. Oh yeah, gimme that vagina!
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