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I'm lizzy the lezzy and Christmas is here
I'm lizzy the lezzy so let's shout and cheer!
I'm lizzy the lezzy, hope Santa brings me
I'm lizzy the lezzy, a Christmas pussy
Hello. I'm lizzy the lezzy and it's Christmas, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, or as my mum calls him, Jesus Christ all bloody mighty.
Anyway, like Jesus, I'm Jewish, which means I'm not actually supposed to celebrate Christmas, but fuck it, everyone else is, and so I've decided to prepare a little Christmas song for you all.
Lizzy the hairy lezzy
Had a very hairy muff na na na na na
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it's rough na na na na na
All of the other lezzies
used to laugh and call her names na na na na na
They never let poor lizzy,
join in any lezzy games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Lizzy with your muff so long
Wont you drag my sleigh along?
Then how the lezzies loved her
And they grew their muffs long too, they shouted out
Lizzy the hairy lezzy, let me go down on you!
Hehe hope I do get a Christmas muff munch. hmmm. Maybe I should shave my muff after all.
We wish you a merry muff munch,
we wish you a merry muff munch,
we wish you a merry muff munch,
on a nice shaven muff!
Merry Christmas everybody!
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