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Hello muff munchers.
And nob nibblers.
So Gary, have you got any nice lesbian friends you can introduce me to? It's so cold at night these days, and my pussy is as dry as a pretzel.
No sorry lizzy, I don't really know any lesbians apart from you. I mainly hang out with guys, you know.
Yes, I know, you big protein queen. Well will you come with me to the lezzy bar then?
Yes of course lizzy, but I cant tonight, I've got a hot date coming over.
Oo anyone interesting?
Oh just some guy I met on the internet. He doesn't seem to have much of a personality but his cock looks really lovely on his picture. ooommm I cant wait.
Oh Gary, it's only ever about the sex for you. Where is the tenderness? Where is the romance? Where is the love? WHERE IS THE PUSSY?!!! SHOW ME THE PUSSY!
Ohhh, don't give up Lizzy. You'll find someone soon. Maybe you're just too fussy?
Me? Fussy? I AM NOT FUSSY!! All the chicks I meet are either psychos or "emotionally unavailable". Nnngaaa. Ooof. I just want a nice, stable chick who knows who she is and what she wants, and who just wants to have sex all the time. Is that too much to ask for?
Lizzy?
What?
Are you on your period?
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