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HAPPY EASTER FROM LIZZY & GARY!

Happy easter too you, happy easter to you. Happy easter, hope you greased her, happy easter tooo youuuuu!

I'm Lizzy the lezzy and Gary's a queer
I'm Llizzy the lezzy and Easter is here
I'm Lizzy the lezzy the pink Easter bunny
I'm Lizzy the lezzy can I please get some cunny?

Hello. It's Easter time once again and spring is in the air.
Its nice to see you made an effort and shaved your head for the occasion Gary. Next year I'm coming as an Easter egg, and you can come as Easter sperm!

Haha, ok lizzy. In any case, the guys I know like eating sperm a lot better than chocolate. But look at you, darling! You may not be made of chocolate, but the chicks at the Easter party will be queuing up to eat you out.

Eww, Yuck, it's such an awful expression that, "eating out". "I'm an eater outer and I'm proud!" hmm no. It makes muff munching sound like a three course meal in a restaurant. No, no-one at the Easter party is going to fancy me looking like this. My ass looks even bigger in this bloody outfit.   

Oh Lizzy, get off your pity potty and go and sniff out the Easter muff. I've heard there's going to be loads of Easter eater outers at the party. I even heard that the talent scout from playboy is going to be there hahah

Shut your mouth Gary, or I'll shove this carrot up your bum

Mmm sounds nice actually. Have you ever tried it?

Um, no I haven't actually. But have you ever done it with a cucumber? 

 

 

NEXT VIDEO > GARY THE GAY EPISODE 4

 

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