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I'm Lizzy the Lezzy and I'm out and proud
I'm Lizzy the Lezzy - let's shout it out loud!
I'm Lizzy the Lezzy - I'm Gary the Gay
I'm Lizzy the Lezzy god made us this way
Hello fag.
Hello dyke.
So how was your date last night Gary, did you get any nob nibbling action?
Oh yes, I certainly did. He was divine. I could do it all over again with cherries cream on top. mmm
Mm sounds tasty Gary. Bla. So what does he do?
Ooom, He does it all Lizzy hahaha
No, silly, I didn't mean that. Well what did you talk about?
Talk?
Yeh, you know, bla blab la. talk.
Well we didn't really talk lizzy.
Oh. What, like just sex? Like wham bam thank you ma'am?
Pretty much, yes. But without the thank you ahahaha
Oh Gary, you're such a slut butt. It's so easy being a gay guy, you don't have to worry about making interesting conversation, or emotional attachment or phoning them the next day.
But you're not really into one night stands anyway Lizzy. You always go on about that "empty" feeling you get afterwards.
That's beside the point. I like to have options. I just don't seem to meet that many lesbians who like having one night stands.
Well how could you find out who does and who doesn't?
I don't really know actually. I suppose could say something like, er, excuse me. Do you fancy a mutual muff munch for just one night please?
That's pretty clear and to the point.
Well.you've got to be clear with lesbians. Last time I had a one night stand it lasted for 2 years. She'd moved in after a week.
Pfff, lesbians.
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