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My name is Lizzy, I like to lick pussy
His name is Gary, and he is a big wussy
Gary is my friend even though he likes dick
coz all that he wants is to suck a big prick!
Yeh Gary likes to swallow and he doesn't ever gag
He loves those little sperms coz he is a big fag
He's a raving little queer, it's as clear as beer is bitter
So get yourself a rubber coz he takes it up the shitter
Hello. I'm Lizzy the Lezzy and this is my friend Gary the Gay. Hello Gary.
Hello Lizzy darling. How are you?
Oh I'm just fine and randy as usual thank you. So tell us Gary. When did you first realize that you were just a big cock-sucking, pillow biting, fudge packing homo?
Tut! Lizzy.! well. I first started checking out penises when I was about eleven, coz me and friends used to masturbate together - you know how it is when you're kids.
Um, no I don't actually. I never did that with my friends.
Well anyway, it was only when I actually "did it" with a guy for the first time, I was about 14, and I thought, shit, now I'm a homo, now I am one of them. I cried for days afterwards.
Aww Gary, you're such a girl sometimes. When you say "did it with a guy", what exactly do you mean by that?
I mean he fucked me in the ass Lizzy.
Ohh, I see. Did it hurt?
Yes of course it did. But you get used to it. haha
Hehe er, no Gary, that's something that I definitely do NOT wanna get used to! But can I watch sometime?
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