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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

The feast of St. Valentine was first established in 496 by Pope Gelasius 1st, who included Valentine among those
"... whose names are justly reverenced among men, but whose acts are known only to God." Sounds to me like they
were closet queers! Perhaps one of them was called "Happy Valentine" and what they were really saying is "Happy
Valentine's gay!" Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day to all the lesbians in the world!

I’m Lizzy the lezzy I love being gay
I’m Lizzy the lezzy on valentine’s day
I’m Lizzy the lezzy and here is my gift
I’m Lizzy the lezzy wanna fuck in a lift!?

Hello. This is my special message to you on valentines day.

roses are red, nipples are pink
get in the kitchen… and bend over the sink…

no? too rude? But I thought you liked that kitchen sink thing… erm, ok…

Roses are red, violets are blue
Get in my bed and I’ll screw you…

what? not sensitive enough? Oh bloody hell, alright then…

um… roses are red, lily’s are white
I love you so much, so let’s fuck all night.

Yes? Yes!
Ohhh… Happy valentines day darling!

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LIZZY THE LEZZY Animated Lesbian Stand up Comedian, Songs and Merchandise © Ruth Selwyn 2007-2010.
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