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I'm lizzy the lezzy the L word is cool
I'm lizzy the lezzy those girls make us drool
I'm lizzy the lezzy we all fancy Shane
I'm lizzy the lezzy but jenny is a pain
Hello. My name is lizzy. I'm a lesbian. so naturally, I watch the L word. Finally, us lesbians get to watch lots of hot sexy chicks going down on each other - they do quite a good job don't they, even if most of them are straight in real life. *sigh* Oh well, we can still fantasise.
People always ask me, who is your favourite L word character? Who would you want to sleep with? I don't really know, I'd like to sleep with them all actually - except for that awful Tonya. I wouldn't go near her with a barge pole! Bla! Dana, what were you thinking? That girl was a raving loony! Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because now you're dead. I hope you've been reunited with Mr. Piddles. Oh, and I'm really glad you got to sleep with the lovely Lara again before you died. I don't usually go for red-haired chicks, but that lara.. Mmm.. Yummy. I wouldn't mind dying if lara was licking my pussy.
And what about jenny? Poor fucked-up jenny. Psycho jenny. Normally I would quite fancy jenny, a nice pretty Jewish girl and all that, but she really got the bum storyline didn't she? (Don't worry jenny, we all loved you in 24.) It's a shame coz it was all going so well at the beginning for you when you left Tim and you were getting it on with Marina. Ohhh Marina.. Now she's HOT! Chicks that hot that it scare me actually. Iif I ever got so lucky as to end up in bed with marina, I think I'd shit myself.
And then there's Tina. Tina's sweet isn't she? Except when she's fucking guys of course. Tut, silly. And beautiful Bette. Dear Bette. You really should chill out a little, and I don't mean in a Buddhist retreat. I keep hoping you'll rip off that boring business suit one day and show us all how you can really move that sexy flexible body of yours. Nice one with Candace by the way. Naughtyyyy.
And I wouldn't mind sleeping with Helena Peabody either, if her surname wasn't Peabody. Pfff. Helena Peabody. Naa. Too posh for me. I prefer the kind of girl who farts in bed, like Alice. You fart in bed, don't you Alice? I bet you do hehe
And then there's Shane. Everybody loves Shane. *sigh* Have we learned nothing? Why do we always go for the bastards? She did seem to behave a little bit better though, with that delicious Carmen. Mmmm.Carmen de la Pica Morales. Te quiero, muchooo mucho . Although I gotta admit, I also might be tempted to cheat on you if Rosanna Arquette wanted me as much as she wanted shane. I fuckin love Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna!
But surprisingly enough, Moira, or rather, Max has emerged as my all time favourite L Word hero. Max, I take my pants off to you. When I saw you get that thing out and fuck Billy up the ass I vowed I would never miss another episode again. Fucking classic it was. I don't think I would like that though. Ouch! In fact I think I'll just put my pants back on actually, and take off my hat to you instead.
Anyway, I cant wait to see what happens next. Will Dana come back from the dead? Will Lisa the lesbian come back with a vagina? Will Max fuck somebody else up the ass? Find out in the new season, of the L word. that's L for Lizzy the Lezzy of course.
Girls in tight dresses with navy blue sashes. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes... no hang on.. that's not right. Hmm, um girls in tight dresses who drag with moustaches. Chicks driving fast. Um no, um.
Fighting screaming fucking cleaning humping heaving pooing peeing hmm no um. Shit.
I'm sorry, I cant do this, is it ok if I do one of my own songs? Thanks.
NEXT VIDEO > L WORD SPECIAL PART 2
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