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I'm Lizzy the lezzy the L word's the best
I'm Lizzy the lezzy we all love Bette's chest
I'm Lizzy the lezzy we still fancy Shane
I'm Lizzy the lezzy and jenny's still a pain.
Hello. Lizzy the lezzy here again, and another season of the L word has been and gone. It went far too quickly in my opinion. I mean, it seems like only yesterday that Shane was snorting coke off Cherie Jaffie's cleavage. Now of course, Shane is flipping a new Paige. hehe.
Yep, season 4 brought some delightful new characters, like Papi. First you sleep with Alice, and then straight afterwards you go down on Helena Peabody - I hope you washed your mouth out in between. And there are all those other lovely lesbians around and you end up with the only straight girl - kit. And you cant even make her come. I don't blame you for trying though, Kit has got a great pair of tits, hasn't she?
And then there's Phyllis. Or syphilis, as I like to call her. Oh what a blubbering pain in the ass she turned out to be. You got yourself in a bit of a mess there Alice, didn't you? Good job you were saved by Sergeant Tasha. Oooh, tasha, put on your battle rattle, and drill me Sergeant! I also want to have sex with a soldier in uniform!
But Alice wasn't the only one to benefit from the fresh faces, our Bette got lucky with one of the new chicks too. She learned sign language very quickly didn't she? And that Jodi's so lovely. Finally someone who puts Bette in her place. I wouldn't mind putting you in your place, darlin'
And Helena Peabody is a lot hotter without all that money, unless she's lying naked on top of it of course. And what a lovely surprise to see Dana again briefly. And poor, poor jenny. It looks like she will probably be hospitalized next season.
And once again the L word shows us how a good muff munch can really change a person's life, because it looks like Max is going to go back to being Moira. Maybe now you'll shave that stupid vagina off your chin.
And now I'll sing the theme song for you all again - I've been practicing this time.
Girls in tight dresses with hairy moustaches
Chicks driving fast having lots of car crashes
Women with large bust and women who give - head
This is the way it's the way that we live, nar nar
Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, riding, shagging, pissing, oh shit, can I do it again?
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