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Are you a lesbian addict? Need help with your lesbian addiction? Is your lesbian addiction ruining your life?
Call 1-800-MUFFMUNCHER and Lizzy will be only too happy to help you out!

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Hello. Someone just asked me when I first realized I was attracted to girls, and I didn’t know what to say. I mean, it’s not like I woke up one morning and suddenly thought, “by Jove, I feel like licking some pussy today!"

I suppose it all started because I had this friend who liked it when we tickled each other’s arms. And legs. And backs. We did it for hours on end. One day she said “we’re not really lesbians, are we?” and I said, “Naaa, there’s nothing wrong with a lickle tickle.” 

Ohh, but I was so naïve back then. I’ve come to realize that being a lesbian is just like getting hooked on drugs. Once you start with a lickle tickle, it inevitably leads to LSD (that’s short for Lesbian sexual deviancy), then you’ve just gotta try that blow which brings you to ecstasy and before you know it you’re inhaling crack. And you know what they say… once you go crack you never go back!

Anyone wanna tickle my arm?

 

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LIZZY THE LEZZY Animated Lesbian Stand up Comedian, Songs and Merchandise © Ruth Selwyn 2007-2010.
Watch Lizzy's stand up comedy on Youtube. Contact: lizzylezbo at gmail dot com