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I’m Lizzy the Lezzy as gay as a goose
I’m Lizzy the Lezzy there is no excuse
I’m Lizzy the Lezzy I don’t sleep with guys
I’m Lizzy the Lezzy well that’s no surprise
Hello. One thing that fascinates in my queer little world are the gays and lesbians that I meet who have gay siblings. It’s quite common, you know. My last girlfriend has a gay brother, and my current girlfriend has a gay brother too – oh – did I mention I’ve got a new girlfriend? Ah, she’s gorgeous… Huge tits actually.
Anyway, for most parents, having one gay child is a huge shock, but imagine having two!
Mum, Dad, I lick pussy and he takes it up the shitter. Here’s the PFLAG helpline number, give us a call in a few years when you’ve stopped asking yourselves what you did wrong.
I have to admit, I wish I did have a gay brother or sister. I feel kinda left out. And I know my brothers definitely aren’t gay by the way they used to chase me round the house and hold me down while they farted in my face. Nice little gay boys wouldn’t do that.
Maybe that’s why I’m a lesbian. I must have grown up thinking that intimacy with a guy meant bad smells and hairy balls on your chin… hmm… hang on, that’s actually what it is like, isn’t it?
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