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LESBIAN TONGUE TWISTER!

 

I’m Lizzy the lezzy this song I have sung
I’m Lizzy the lezzy they call me “the tongue”
I’m Lizzy the lezzy I like a tongue twister
I’m Lizzy the lezzy I tongued your big sister! 

Hello. Apparently, there are still some lesbians in the closet. Tut, huh. It’s so OUT to be in the closet these days. I mean, all anyone ever talks about lately is being a lesbian. We had that katy perry kissing a girl and liking it… and Portia de Rossi appearing on Ellen’s show, ahhh wasn’t that the cutest? and Lindsay Lohan just diving right in there… well actually, Samantha Ronson probably did most of the diving, but anyway…

I don’t blame people for staying in the closet actually. I mean, it took me ages to come out. And when I finally did come out, no-one was surprised. Well, I was surprised but no-one else was. I cant believe I thought I was just bi-curious, I was like “yeah, I think I’d like to try sleeping with a  woman one day, you know, just to see what it’s like.”  And I was so proud of myself for being so liberal minded. Some would call it “labia minded”. Its true. I like to lick a little bit o labia! I like to lick a little bit o labia! I like to lick a little bit o labia!

 

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