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LIZZY'S STAND UP COMEDY


EPISODE 8 - "LIZZY FOR THE DEAF"

I never realized how many deaf lesbians there were until I made this video. And then I thought, well, why wouldn't there
be? Everyone's a lesbian these days! So, my lovely deaf lesbians, this video is for you, with love and with subtitles.

I'm lizzy the lezzy and I'm proud and out
I'm lizzy the lezzy let's sign and not shout
I'm lizzy the lezzy so sign it with me
I'm lizzy the lezzy and I lick pussy. 

Hello. My name is Lizzy. I'm a lesbian. If there are any hearing people watching, stop trying to turn up the volume. There is no sound, idiot.  And for all the deaf people watching, don't bother trying to read my lips, because it won't make any sense at all. Actually, I wish I could do this in sign language, but unfortunately I don't have any fingers.  

I feel bad now that I haven't subtitled the other episodes. So let me fill you in, he he. I am a muff muncher. I'm a big, butch, pussy crunching, muff munching muncher! And I'm proud!

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to lick pussy in total silence. In any case, I can't hear much when my head is being squeezed in between some chick's thighs, so I suppose it wouldn't be that different. and then I'd fuck you with an L-I-Z-Z-Y although just a W looks like fun!

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NEXT VIDEO > EPISODE 9 - "LIZZY FOR THE BLIND"

 

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