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LIZZY'S STAND UP COMEDY


EPISODE 14 - "LIZZY GETS HORNY"

 

I'm Lizzy the lezzy I'm horny as hell
I'm Lizzy the lezzy let's find a motel
I'm Lizzy the lezzy I like to make out
I'm Lizzy the lezzy I hope you put out

Hello. I got my muff munched last night! Hehe

I met a girl in a bar and she was all over me! And I don't usually sleep with girls on the first date, but I think it's good to break the routine sometimes, and anyway, I have a motto: if the pussy's hungry, feed it.

So, we went back to her place, ripped off each other's clothes, and got into the groove. literally. Afterwards we lay giggling of course, because that's what lesbians do in bed, for those of you who wanted to know. we giggle. Anyway, it was wonderful.

She gave me her phone number, but I don't think I'll call her. Naa, just kidding. Of course I'm gonna call. Maybe she's the love of my life?! In fact, let's call her now.

"Sorry, the number you have called is unobtainable. Please check the number"

Bitch.

 

 

NEXT VIDEO > EPISODE 15 - "THE AMERICAN ERECTIONS"

 

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