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EPISODE 12 - "NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY 2009"

National Coming Out Day is special day for gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders (LGBT) to come out of the closet.
It's supposed to be to discuss LGBT issues and raise awareness, but when you call something "National Coming Out Day"
what do you expect? It is observed on October 11 every year, so if you missed coming out last year you still have another
chance - so don't miss your chance to come out in 2009!

Hellooo.

It has come to my attention that October 11th is National Coming Out Day.
National coming out day? Isn't everyone out yet? Come on, what are you waiting for, National coming out day?

Anyway, I'd like to dedicate this next song to all you people still in the closet. Come out, come out wherever you are!

I am a lesbian and I like to have a joke
I love to watch The L Word and I love Queer as Folk
If you want to tell your people that you're lesbian or gay
Then I am here to tell you that there is a special day
It's a perfect day to come out and a day to be so proud
On October the 11th you can shout it out aloud
That you're here! You're queer! You take it up the rear!
I'm here! I'm queer! I'm a pussy engineer!

Coz I am a lesbian, and I like to have some fun
I'll sleep with your daughter but never with your son
So accept me as I am
Coz I don't give a damn
About those people who think
That I should see a shrink
Who are they to decide
That I cant go to gay pride?
See I was born this way
And so gay I'm gonna stay
Because there is no way to fix it
I just love the way she licks it...

Now if I could just get her to lick it a bit more often.

 

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