LIZZY THE LEZZY
LESBIAN STAND UP COMEDY

Get Lizzy's lesbian book
Get Lizzy's lesbian tshirts

	Sit on Lizzy's Facebook
	Subscribe on Youtube
	Follow Lizzy on Twitter
	Add Lizzy on Myspace

LIZZY'S STAND UP COMEDY

EPISODE 1 - "OUT AND PROUD"

Meet Lizzy the Lezzy, the animated lesbian stand up comedian who likes to sing. In this video Lizzy steps up to the mic to deliver her first stand up comedy gig and after she introduces herself she declares she is an out and proud lesbian. Lesbian visibility and lesbian pride is important because it lets other lesbians know that you're available for some hot lezzy nookie...

I'm lizzy the lezzy and I'm out and proud
I'm lizzy the lezzy let's shout it out loud!
I'm lizzy the lezzy, just sing it with me
I'm lizzy the lezzy, and I like pussy!

Hello. My name is Lizzy. I'm a lesbian.

Coming out was such a big deal, and now I don't know what all the fuss is about. I mean, everyone's a lesbian these days. Some of my best friends are lesbians. My straight girlfriends are lesbians too, but they're just silly. I'll never understand why they prefer to suck dick. Bla!

And the people who think it's wrong or strange, well they're just stupid. Like the people who wonder what lesbians do in bed. Tut, stupid.
Or the people who tell me I just haven't met the right man. They're stupid too. What part of lesbian don't you understand?

Some people make fun of lesbians, and call them names like muff muncher. Personally I think the names are quite funny. Muff muncher. Hehe. I'm a muff muncher. I'm a muff muncher! I'M A BIG BUTCH PUSSY CRUNCHING MUFF MUNCHING MUNCHER! AND I'M PROUD!

Hmmm, I hope my mum and dad aren't watching this.

NEXT VIDEO > EPISODE 2 - "COMING OUT"

LIZZY THE LEZZY Animated Lesbian Stand up Comedian, Songs and Merchandise © Ruth Selwyn 2007-2010.
Watch Lizzy's stand up comedy on Youtube. Contact: lizzylezbo at gmail dot com