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LIZZY'S STAND UP COMEDY


EPISODE 5 - "STRAIGHT MEN"

 

I'm lizzy the lezzy the muff munching dyke
I'm lizzy the lezzy it's pussy I like
I'm lizzy the lezzy, so let's have some fun
I'm lizzy the lezzy, I'll sleep with your mum

Hello.  I like women. In fact, I lurrve women. Especially when they're screaming in my ear while having an orgasm. Uhhhh!

Anyway, Sometimes guys ask me what role I play in my relationships. "Are you the man or the woman?" they say. Hmm let me see. Do I have a cock? I mean I know I have a little facial hair, but don't be so fucking stupid. How many times do I have to tell you, there IS NO MAN in a lesbian relationship!

But for some reason, they still seem to think every lesbian needs a good hard dick inside her to change her mind. And we all know its every man's fantasy to be with two lesbians. "Oh. you're lesbians. Can I join in then?" "Oh sure man! let me just get my strap-on on so I can FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!"

 

NEXT VIDEO > EPISODE 6 - "STRAIGHT GIRLS"

 

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LIZZY THE LEZZY Animated Lesbian Stand up Comedian, Songs and Merchandise © Ruth Selwyn 2007-2010.
Watch Lizzy's stand up comedy on Youtube. Contact: lizzylezbo at gmail dot com